It's from Europe! It has Smart Sensor technology! It's programmable!
It's the cleaning sensation that's sweeping the Internet. Too bad we're not selling it here. To get a real RoboMaid, you'll have to visit RoboMaid.com (or stay up late and flip the channels on your TV until you see the RoboMaid commercial and the all-important 800 number).
How to make your own RoboMaid!
STEP 1: Buy one of those balls with a raccoon tail that you see often see bouncing around in a bin in front of pet and toy stores in suburban malls.
STEP 2: Take a Swiffer refill sheet and stick it to an empty pie plate.
STEP 3: Place the pie plate, face down, on top of the ball.
STEP 4: Flip the on switch and watch it bounce around, loudly gathering random swaths of the dust from your floor.
Or you could save your pennies and buy a Roomba instead...